ميداد
عضو نشيط
عدد الرسائل : 591
العمر : 36
شفيعى : القديس العظيم مار جرجس الرومانى
تاريخ التسجيل : 31/05/2008
 |  موضوع: الزواج من مبرمج "متلي ومتل جاكس وروني9"  الثلاثاء يوليو 15, 2008 1:42 pm | |
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Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged
Wife: Have u brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad Command or file name.
Wife: But I told u in the morning.
Husband: syntax error. Abort?
Wife: what about my new T.V?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some
shopping.
Husband: sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.
Husband: Type mismatch.
Wife: U r useless.
Husband: It’s by default.
Wife: Wt about your salary.
Husband: file in use…try later.
Wife: Wt is my value in this family.
Husband: Unknown virus…
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